Straight to H E L L Double Hockey Sticks
The look on his face was priceless.
It was a risk I was willing to take.
Because Recycling old shit is what Redditors do best . P.S.A – Do recycle ♻
It caused quite the revolution back then.
Me: sipping toast why?
The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”
I guess it's a version of sign language, sew to speak
I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"
Judge: Repeat infractions? Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
they'd eventually find me attractive.
You boil the hell out of it.
He was in an accident and lost a lot of blood but nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.
If you can guess the number inside this post, I’ll give you $1,000,000! (hint: it’s between 3 and 5)
4.29784569834593847593845938745 Awww… so close!
I said I wasn't ready for competitive wanking
To tell people he was a vegan.
Also why is water so fuckin scary?
My girlfriend insists that it says 'dyslexia' but what does she know.
I will find you, I have contacts
At least he likes at least one thing raw.
AFL, one of the most well-known security fuzzer, recently has got purchased by Google. I was upgrading my own code modification based on the pre-Google version AFL to the recent Google-owned newer version, then I found out they “civilized” some of the developer’s comment. Mildly interesting.
Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.” Clerk: “Sorry kid, we're out of chocolate.” Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.” Clerk: “No, no, you don't understand, it’s chocolate we're out of,” Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.” Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?” Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.” Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?” Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W! Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?” Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!” Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”
So we stopped playing chess.
Now I want to break three.
From a third world country and at a reasonable price.