She looked surprised
Second Roman: mmm? Roman Guy: don't be ridiculous, not that many
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
People cancel everything and rearrange their entire lives just for three inches coming fast.
… but she got really upset at me when I actually brought her one.
…it smells like burnt nose hair?
…and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer by the hind legs to get it back to their pick up truck. An experienced hunter saw them and said, "No, girls, you're doing it wrong. You're dragging against the grain of the deer's hair. If you drag by the antlers, you'll be pulling with the grain of the hair, and it will be much easier." So the two blondes started dragging their deer by the antlers. After about 20 minutes, one said to the other, "You know, that old guy was right! It's so much easier to drag the deer by the antlers, it's like it's just gliding along the ground." "Yeah, he was," said the other blonde. "But we sure are getting far away from our pick up."
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I would probably only drive it from time to time.
The straight tree was always making fun of the gay tree. One evening, there was a thunderstorm, and lightning hits the straight tree. It shatters into hundreds of pieces. The gay tree bursts out laughing, and says "Who's the faggot now?"
Because they’re ice-o-lated.
She's probably pulling your leg
The wiki wiki
Destruction of state property
A guy walks into a library and asks the librarian, "do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." The man replies, "Yeah that's the one."
North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.
I'll shoot first.
Sure, we can do something about climate change now, but if we find out in 50 years that the researchers made a mistake and that climate change doesn’t really exist…
…we would have improved air quality in all major cities, gotten rid of noisy and smelly cars, cleaned up toxic rivers and destroyed dictatorships funded on money from oil for no reason.