He kisses his mother with that mouth.
A spelling bee!
feels like a weight's been lifted
But I managed to pull it off
One night, a viking named Rudolf the Red was looking out the window when he said, “it’s going to rain”
His wife asked, "how do you know?“ "Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear"
In a rural area he comes across a small village bar. He goes in and orders himself a drink, when he notices the man next to him also looks like a farmer. "Are you a farmer?" he asks the man. "Ja, I am a farmer" the man replies. "How big is your farm?" the american enquires. "Well, roughly 20 square miles" the german answers, not knowing where this is going. "Haha, 20 square miles" the american laughs, "Thats cute, do you want to know how big my farm is? When I want to tour my whole farm and get into my car to drive around, it takes me 2 days to come back home" The german looks up from his beer and replies: "Ah yes, I had an american car once aswell"
He has to wear a support Trump. T.Shirt for 2 weeks. So far, he has been punched, spat at, kicked, and verbally abused. It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
The Fast and the Fuherous.
All it could say was "rabbit".
I said, “You’ll come around eventually.”
what does smoking Marijuana do?
It would have been 578 million views, but…
They all replied "How did you get in here??"
Since Trump became president, the secret service hasn’t been allowed to yell “Get down!” when he is under attack…
Instead they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Now I can finally eat nuts again, thank God I had masturbation to keep my mind off of the sweet little bastards.
Every other time I've seen them, they were under a buck.
It was a millennial falcon.
Jewish Kid : “ME! ME! ME!” Teacher : “Okay what else?”
Thteer it thtraight into an itheberg.
I've seen him a few times here and there on local streets. I thought to myself "I bet he never gets too-tired."
I walked into the bedroom, and I was shocked! "Honey, Jabba the Hut is not my favorite Star Wars character" I said. "Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed you asshole!"
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.
Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
He’s become a Mister E…
I’m not joking, but he is.
I guess I’m just black toast intolerant.