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It's white and settles on their land
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
When they get older, two of them become adult knees.
The bartender goes, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
I was on a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away. As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."
I guess that makes me a faux pas.
She looked surprised.
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…it's about time.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Because the captain was standing on the deck
I might go if I have nothing on.
Husband: Emphatic no, five letters. Wife: Never H: Pistol, 3 letters. W: Gun H: Disgust, 3 letters. W: Ugh H: Charity, 4 letters. W: Give H: Female sheep, 3 letters W: Ewe H: Pixar movie, 2 letters W: Up
A small medium at large
But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.
The results speak for themselves.
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”
The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”
We didn’t see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.
She said, "You can't do this to me!" I said, "I know… that's why I'm doing it to her.
When what I’m listening to is clearly in 4/4
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
and sometimes Mayo neighs.
For my black jeep…
My son asked me where pooh came from. I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation.
A little perplexed he stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and then asked, “and tigger?”
Is nothing sacred?
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.