Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me.
It means a lot.
My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people. One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally. Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, “Do you have a name for the baby yet?” My brother replies, “Yeah. Liana Noelle.” Everyone starts to “Ooohhh” and “Ahhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is. Then after a moment I shout, “How the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”
"Jesus," said my wife. "Look alive, will you!"
To get to the other side.
I have got some news for her.
They really dropped the ball this time.
A man was shopping in a nearby supermarket when he noticed a package that said "Olympic Condoms". He bought it, and told his wife about it. " – Olympic Condoms? What's so special about them?" " – They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze." " – And what color are you going to wear tonight?" " – Gold, obviously!" " – Why not Silver? It'd be great if you came second, for a change."
"I want to open a fuckin' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
But when I got home, the tables were turned
He said “Genius”
But it is graphs where I draw the line.
Because I haven’t see him in 15 years.
The answer was no.
Not as heroic as it sounds, though, he just did it last week.
Does anyone know where I can purchase a group health insurance plan?
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
…and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.
It’s always the centre of a tension.
Give it a badge and a gun
“I guess you drank the t”
3 people having sex is called a threesome Now I know why they call me handsome.