The english teacher one isnt even funny
That makes me an eighth theist.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life, they never found a working machine.
Because when he found the position, he couldn't find the momentum. And when he found the momentum, he couldn't find the position.
1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi
The genie asked, “What’s your first wish?” Steve replied, “I wish I was rich!” The genie nodded and said, “What’s your second wish?”
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
When it becomes aparent.
or we’d all be sorry
would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
A broken drum Nothing can beat it!
One goldfish looks at the other and says: "Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"
Weird way to finally find out what he did for a living.
None, he “fell”
He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out! The genie says that he will grant the man only one wish, and that he has to pick from three choices. He can either be the richest man in the world, the most popular man in the world, or the wisest man in the world. The man says "We all know that money does not bring happiness, and that popularity just makes you a slave to the whims of others, but wisdom is everlasting. I want to be the wisest man in the world." The Genie goes "poof" and suddenly the man's face assumes a serene expression. He sits down, rubbing his chin in thought. Then he looks towards the genie and says, "I should have taken the money".
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
You never know if there may be a salad dressing.
“Where the fuck are you? It’s 8:30 and you were supposed to start at 8.” “Relax, I’m in my office.” I replied. “Quit the shit!” he roared. “I’m standing in your office.” So I went, “Oh, sorry mate, I forgot to tell you about my new job.”
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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
Me- “You gave me one too many” Shopkeeper- “that one is a freebie”
I can do that with my hands tied behind my back.
Guess I should take an antacid….
Good condition, only driven from time to time
Police Officer: Name? German: Heinrich Klimt Police officer: Age? German: 32 Police Officer: Occupation? German: No, no. Just visiting.
Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck
He nuts and bolts.
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation
It was a family album