The first Afroaves to evolve a neck with unique construction and arterial system must have been like…
Well, the joke is on them. Because so are they
She walked up to him and said this isn’t working out.
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?
While traveling to a cookout at my dads house, my wife (W) was working through the alphabet with my son (s) Letter “I”: W: “ I is for….. iguana” S: “iguana…. iguana go outside.” W: looks at me. I look at him. S: (in his best dad style, cheesy laugh) “ha, ha.” He had no idea what he said. But gosh we got a kick out of it.
Dad: The steaks have never been higher.
Too many Cheetahs
But I came away with uncertainty and disorientation.
I mean come on guys
I think I’ll stick to raisins.
Since then, I have been a lot more successful in my attempts
A cow with no lips!
Then she looked in the freezer
That's where I draw the line.
But most just have 4.
You just have to have a feel for it.
Oedipus: Oracle, what’s going to happen to me? Oracle: you’re going to kill your father and marry joe. Oedipus: whose Joe?
You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry. You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name. Terry shoots you. You’ve died of dissen terry.
does he get high or medium?
Age 16-32 : Tri-weekly Ages 32-55: Try-weekly Over 55: Try-weakly
You will be mist.
The mechanic waits til you've grown up to fuck you.
He didn't even complete his sentence
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.
You have to be asleep or they can't come.
It was really eye-opening
A waist of time.