But none of them seem to work
They can't shake it so they need to blow dry.
Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
It's like he blew up overnight.
There are girls playing beach volleyball, barbeques everywhere, laughter and joy. All of a sudden, Satan comes up to him. "Welcome to hell. Enjoy yourself, have a drink, have a hamburger and check out the area. If you need anything or have a question, feel free to ask me." he says. The guy walks along the beach, has a few drinks with a nice girl. He walks over a hill, when he sees a hole in the ground, full with tormented people, flames rising up from the hole. The guy runs towards the beach until he finds Satan. "Hey, I found this hole and all these people are being tormented… What's that about?" "Oh," Satan says, "that´s for the Christians, they want it that way."
He can now ride a bike without training wheels
“Why are you calling me Grandpa?” “Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”
Or did you just take my breath away?
Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
…I told her it wasnt my fault, they look just alike. But she didnt believe me because her hair is a lot longer than his.
Your under a vest
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow.
They're throwing a hissy fit.
They both get stoned after sex
I really don't know what else he wants to see.
Because they weren't paying him a good enough monthly celery.
It's like I have never seen herbivore
"Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?" the guy asks the bartender. "Yes, but let's be fair about it," the bartender replies. "It's really hard for a goose to kill a shark."
From my chemistry teacher; Frank Jr. "Yeah I have the same name as my dad. You want to know his best dad joke? Every time he calls me on the cellphone, he starts the conversation with "listen, I'm gonna be frank with you"
I smiled and said, "America."
The correct term is "Turd World Countries".
It’s a vicious cycle.
With little Caesars (Seezors)
I said, “That’s sound advice.”