The modern red scare
Cause you’re blocking the TV
I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers, I mean you don’t see medical students calling themselves doctors…
Or art students calling themselves unemployed.
Because Monday is a weekday…
They were Prime mates.
I said: "There's the door"
It’s called a “Kilt” because I kilt the last man who called it a skirt. Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. A lot of people wonder what a true Scotsman wears under his kilt, but don't ask him: he'll not tell ya, he'll show ya. In Scotland, we have mixed feelings about Global Warming. For even though we might lose some of our southern cities, at least we'll get to sit on the mountains and watch the English drown. 🙂
But I don't want to spread it.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
So I got all of his old Beyblades out the attic.
One boy says to the other, “is this whiskey?” The other boy replies, “yes, but not as whiskey as wobbin a bank.”
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Marry, Marry, Marry
..and then he kills them all in a flood for not doing what he tells them.
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Because it was soda pressing
It’s almost like I’m addicted to heroine.
Only a fraction of people know this
At first I just wasn’t putting in enough shifts, then I couldn’t keep the space clean and finally I lost control
I need good chem memes
I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants.
I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
Me: I wish I had a tail. Genje: Wejrd but okay.
With little Caesars (Seezors)
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.