I don't want to comb placate things.
…I’d be like “why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?”
is anything okay?
There's a steep learning curve.
Because he found his honey.
Pupils. They dilate.
If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats…
"Yes sir, the heat tends to kill them."
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian." Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians from: The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought… Then silence. Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men…it's a trap. There's two of them."
He was decomposing.
then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil
One turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I just blew 20 bucks.”
Good Dad, terrible geologist.
Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed? I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take
…then it dawned on me.
chemist 1: I’ll have some H2O chemist 2: I’ll have some H2O also chemist 2’s arch nemesis disguised as the bartender: [under breath] so close….
She's easy to turn on, gets hot quick, and if you put a baby in her she'll kill it. .
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper… Take my iPad…" Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
Creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?