The reaction doesn’t even fit the context of the meme
But you don't carrot all. That was corny. Don't beet yourself up about it. This is below my celery. Lettuce go our seperate ways.
It's sweeping the nation
The men's now mother in-law decides to test all of them. She decides to take each of them on a walk separately. The mother in-law takes the first guy on a walk. She "accidentally" falls into a deep pond. The man doesn't hesitate, he jumps in and saves her. The next day, the man gets a phone notification that he received 500 dollars with the description: "thanks for all you did for me – Your mother in-law, Sarah She then tests the second guy and again, "accidentally" falls into the same pond. He doesn't hesitate either, and jumps in to save her. The next day, he too gets a notification on his phone that he received 500 dollars, also with the description: "thanks for all you did for me – Your mother in-law, Sarah She then tests the third guy and again "accidentally" falls into the pond. The guy looks around if anyone can see, decides that no one is watching, and walks away. The next day, he gets a phone notification that he received 500 dollars aswell with the description: "thanks for all you did for me – Your father in-law, James"
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Prophets are going through the roof.
Because they weren't paying him a good enough monthly celery.
Genie: Fine. You can have 3.14 wishes.
It has its prose and cons.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
A single woman looks in her fridge, sees nothing appetizing and goes to bed. A married women looks in her bed, sees nothing appetizing and goes to the fridge.
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But most have 4
My therapist said I'm lack toes intolerant.
I asked for his autograph, but all he wrote was ‘thanks’…
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
It's true! I saw it with my own eyes.
After I tried, she freaked out and told me never again. I guess the bulb was hot.
An animal lover, a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are talking. Animal lover: We should get a dog! Zoophile: and fuck him Sadist: and torture him Pyromaniac: and set him one fire Necrophile: and fuck the corpse Masochist: woof
Because it was a pane to replace.
I was left hanging.
Outlaws are wanted.
Charles Dickens had lots of melodious metal bars outside the front of his house. Some of them were expensive, others dirt cheap.
It was the best of chimes, it was the worst of chimes.
You don’t need make-up. Aww, that is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery.
2019 will be odd too.
used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…
2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
He orders a bear.