The template doesn’t even make sense.
"I only have my shelf to blame…"
I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.
I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.
So guys i received a riddle for my friend and 1 grand is on the line. Can you guys help me with it?”50+10+0+the middle of the sea+the middle of the sun”
A buck an ear.
She laughed at me, and said "Oh uncle you're so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Turned on On my lap Virus free
Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.
Because they have little anty bodies
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
Didn’t really work though, I only got 20% off
It seemed very shady.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
I mean come on guys
He dealt with whatever was thrown his way
That was not a good sign.
He loves Tibet.
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers…
"My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?" "Yes, my master, I have." "And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?" "Yes, my master, I have witnessed it." "And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?" "Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon." "That is the problem. You keep watching all this stuff instead of training!"
It's a very nice step ladder, but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.
“There isn’t a woman in the world that would be hurt by that thing,” she said. I then showed her a video of me fucking her sister.
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That would be admitting that 2021
Buzz lightyear = buzz 9.4605284 × 1015 meters
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
It’s not Uranus
Me: I understand. And for the main course?
I thought that's a weird way to start a conversation