These puns are fire
This isn't where they be long.
Quacks in the pavement.
Every calculator counts.
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"Don't worry. I'm fine."
They talk, they really hit it off, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment. He notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her… they kiss… and then they rip each others clothes off and make love. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
I told him it was an older version of a henway. “What’s a henway?” My son asked. “About 5 pounds” I replied.
me: Herbert pregnant wife: but what if it’s a b- me: Himbert
Cop: You are the lawyer. Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
So I bought her a candle.
You would think “R,” but it’s actually the “C.”
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
So she asks a woman for advice, the woman tells her she wants to find a man that has a big dick. The nun says how will I know if a man has a big dick just by looking at him? The woman tells the nun you can tell by the shoe size. The nun searches the city to find the man with the biggest shoes in town. Once she finds him she tells him she wants to lose her virginity to him. After they have sex the nun takes him home, reaches into her purse and gives the man $100. The man says “wow I got to take your virginity and you will pay me the sex must’ve been amazing “ The nun tells the man “ No the money is for you to buy some smaller shoes.”
Because they’re scared of Wales
He said he could make himself disappear by the count of three. He said uno, dos and then POOF he vanished without a tres
they are a non-prophet organization
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
To blow off some steam 🙅♂️🚂
She says "Go ahead". He says "Plethora". She thinks for a second, looks down and replies "Thank you. That means a lot".
There was an old picture hanging on the wall of me and my Brothers. It turns out that when the picture was taken, I was living in a completely different frame of mind.
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.