Sounds funny, dozen tit?
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map towards North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
A tomato, because most people will look at him and see a vegetable, but he's really a fruit.
A spare I guess
"The bad news is it's brain cancer."
There would be mass confusion
As they walk in the Scotsman proclaims loudly for all to hear “Drinks for the house, on me!” The next day in the newspaper the headlines reads ‘Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death”
What a liar! I opened the fridge and it's working just fine.
It doesn't last long for fat people.
..instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system'
Because she was stuffed.
He won the 'no-bell' prize."
Does that mean toasters don’t toast toast toast toast toast?
so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.
But I was expecting more lions.
A lip reader
It’s really hard to pull off.