This gem was on my dads Facebook
"This is my butterfly collection! We have a wide range. This is Fred- off there in the corner. The monarch. Beautiful pattern. We got him from the Toledo Zoo. But careful you don't startle him- he isn't the socialist of butterflies."
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?" The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat." The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers." Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?" "Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West.
But I managed to pull it off.
Son: Why did you do that? Father: So you will not be bored there.
"Really?" I asked. "Sure!" he said. "Just fill it with tap water."
Student : I is the … Teacher : Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student : OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
But I can't find any information about what happens there
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Still made it to my door.
My boss still didn’t think a spacesuit was “appropriate work attire”.
if you guessed "heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you are wrong. The answer is "nun of the above" !
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I'll let you know…
Guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, “Take Your Kid to Work Day.” As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her…
As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"
Because a cold never bothered her anyway. My youngest son thought of this all by himself…he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex girlfriend, but I was too self conscious to say hello.
There was just too much history between us.
I think I might be a heroine addict.
I would like to thank my legs for always supporting me. And I would like to thank my fingers because I can always count on them.
So you can Scandinavian.
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"I'm a big metal fan."
It was a nice jester.
It Hertz my ears.
An algae- bra
So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi dooooo!!!!!!!!!!
I'll probably watch them all like that from now on.