This guy is different
It was of great sedimentary value.
…jeeze I was young back then.
Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd
Beethoven's final movement
They are so full of themselves.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
I can’t see an end, have no control and don’t think there’s any escape! I don’t even have a home anymore…
Definitely time for a new keyboard!!
I just don’t see it.
Me: "Why?" Bouncer: "I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline."
The United States of America.
Their number one answer was, “HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!”
He said, "It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole filled with water." I know he means well.
It was pointless
Not a single one of them has gotten pregnant yet!
It’s not the end of the word.
" In English, a double negative becomes a positive. But it is not true for every language. In Russian, a double negative still remains a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative." Student – "yeah, right".
They performed unspeakable acts on me…
Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
To beat the crowd.
A vindow viper
I don't know but Alaska.
To beat the crowds.