This is just to much
A joke has meaning.
I could do it with my eyes closed
It’s where I flip your MOM over
..would have been a nice gesture had we not been driving at 60mph
Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.
Girl 1: Mom, why did you name me Violet? Mother: Oh Violet, your grandmother dropped a violet on your head the day you were born. Girl 2: Mom, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: When we were walking out of the hospital the nurse put a daisy on your head. Girl 3: Jwoandbwoqmsbonbf, whwhsbsowngk Father: Shut up cinderblock
You never turn your back on family.
Driving home after a hard day at work, a man gets pulled over by a cop. His patience is wearing thin.
"Tell me, officer: would it be a crime for me to insult you? Hypothetically speaking, of course – I think the police are wonderful – but in theory, could you arrest me if I said you were a cunt?" "Yes sir. That would count as disorderly conduct." "What about if I were just to think it?" "No sir. You can think whatever you like." "In that case, I think you're a cunt."
I love Harry Potter but after re-reading the chapter the death-day party I realized something about nearly headless nick
He was a very poorly executed character
It's really time consuming. Especially if you go for seconds.
The Final Countdown
"Username checks out"
“You know, one would have been enough.”
… what should I feed it?