This is like the equivalent of a boomer joke
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
Not this year though – I'm quitting cold turkey…
It was Khanage.
Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, “What would you like to see?”
I said, “You pick.” She said, “You pick.” I said, “I don’t care. You pick.” She said, “Sir, there are people in line behind you waiting to buy tickets.”
"Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
Didn't they already have names?
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting. Pascal runs and hides, but Newton just draws a square and sit down. Einstein opens his eyes and exclaims, “Newton, I’ve found you!”
Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Ok, I'm leaving …..
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
Leave me the fuck cologne.
I guess oppozits attract
I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door.
Because you can’t see in the dark. Courtesy of my 14 year old this evening.
DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? SON: Envelope.
if it isn't autocorrect?
… a wrecked angle.
So I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
Security stops him and says there are no firearms allowed in this building.
It's always darkest before Don