This is lovely
We were able to lift his coffin.
unless it's spelt incorrectly.
A little girl is having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear. She says, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
The bear replies, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
I've been having a hard time recalling it sofa.
He started counting but fell asleep.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
I bet the guy who invented hand sanitizer is rubbing his hands together now.
I couldn’t put it down
"For I did not speak of my own Accord…" – John 12:49
It's very refreshing.
I guess I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
Haha, I made you smile.
Because I got one stuck in my ass a couple years ago and me, my family and doctor still remember it vividly
Their words, not mine.
Look for the Fresh Prints
I told her it's unfair to make a judgment in less than a minute.
Which might explain why she was called "Vulner".
I’m a faux pa
It’s probably stuck in the mail.
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Now the steaks are high.
Let her RIP.
Apparently it's not the best place to list your kids when you're trying to give them away.