This is quite bizarre.
If you take something else, that’s another thing
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
Because it was soda pressing
My great uncle just passed on Sunday. The family had known for a few days it was near the end. His family gathered around him on his death bed, with some flying in from other states to say their goodbyes. "Dad," says his daughter, "[Grandson] flew in from San Francisco just to see you." My great uncle woke up for moment and said, "Boy, his arms must be tired." Those were his last words.
Me: Dispatch, suspect is dancing down Main street, completely nude. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: Well I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.
I hate making decisions based on stereotypes.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Then I realised she can't even.
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The maitre d seats him at a table next to a table of four women, one particularly attractive. The waiter comes to his table and says “Welcome sir would you like to hear our specials?” “Uh, yes,” says the voyeur. “Today we our soup du jour is a white gazpacho with avacodo, chilled almonds, and olive oil. We have an appetizer special of artichokes casino tender artichoke hearts baked with jumbo lump crab meat. Lastly our entree specials are pan roasted moscovy duck breast with a rhubarb relish, vanilla balsamic vinegar reduction and roasted potatoes, and filet mignon au poivre, which pan seared with cracked peppercorns in a cognac cream served with roasted potatoes.” Distracted by the table next to him the voyeur responds “Yeah, I’ll have that.” “Which entree sir?” asks the nonplussed waiter The voyeur replies, “Umm…, the steak.” “How would you like your steak?” The voyeur is staring at the other table. The waiter gruffed “Sir?!” “Oh, uh, rare.” Waiter replies “It comes with salad, what dressing would you like?” spoken in a sort of stern tone.” Voyeur is staring at the other table again, startled by the waiter drops his silverware. Waiter: “Would you like Caesar dressing?” Voyeur awkwardly picking up his fork says and looks at the waiter confused. “See her dressing? Why yes that sounds lovely.”
She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
GC: I'll direct LD: I'll produce MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
He said, “It must be drawn to scale.”
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
Because of all the coffin.
Is time travel possible?
He said ‘can I see your ticket please?’ ‘Not right now, I’m having a shit’ I shouted back. ‘I don’t believe you, can you slide it under the door?’ He snapped back annoyedly ‘Sure thing, no problem. The yellow bits are sweet corn’ I said
It was just one ting after another
Then there's You, without either. Happy Valentines
I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.
It’s not the end of the word.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces here in the crowd this week and I have to say I am very disappointed.
so I just came in my pants.
The king and queen of clubs.
Seriously, how low can you go?
Because you can’t C in the dark
"From the top of your head, usually," I replied.
The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
His son looks at him and says, “Dad…Why can’t you use a sponge?”
Makes you an eighth theist.
Doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
but Samsung anyway.