This is what’s at Steak!
Now he's the Abdominal Snowman.
You get 8 more!
Yesterday, I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with the primary doctor at her hospital. So from now on, I’ll be giving her an apple for lunch everyday. That oughta do the trick.
An NSFW tag
It's as good as my previous two Fibonacci sequence jokes put together!
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Because science works.
I tried it and it just strained my eyes.
She’s in for a rude awakening.
He put on another coat
My bosses tie
I thought to myself "Now, that's a little condescending".
I've got a kid who's dealing with a pretty heavy anxiety disorder and mornings are particularly rough on him. Horrible jokes help distract him until everything kicks in, so I've been leaning on this sub. It's good to see him laugh and groan at the breakfast table and all of you monsters make that possible. So, yeah. From one dad to others (actual or honorary,) thanks for the assist.
Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.
Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Edit:Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
Me: I dunno. How heavy is she? Son: In a car dad This happened only moments ago. You can't just softball 'em in like that, son.
Mother: Because when you were just a precious little baby, a rose fell off a tree and onto your head. Girl 2: But mother, why am I named Blossom? Mother: Well my darling, same with you; a blossom blew from a tree and onto your head. Girl 3: Mufaghh ma waafaa maaa? Mother: How about you stop fucking complaining, Coconut?
I said, not sure I haven't met everyone yet. She was not amused.
The most notable difference is whether you see them later or in a while…
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