This is what’s at Steak!
Is this sub still active?
https://imgur.com/a/ggw9xpn
The snow yeti stopped doing sas-squats and started doing sit ups.
Now he's the Abdominal Snowman.
Why is 77 better than 69?
You get 8 more!
My girlfriend is cheating on me with a doctor.
Yesterday, I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with the primary doctor at her hospital. So from now on, I’ll be giving her an apple for lunch everyday. That oughta do the trick.
How do you grab the attention of a pervert?
An NSFW tag
Want to hear my latest joke about the Fibonacci sequence?
It's as good as my previous two Fibonacci sequence jokes put together!
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Why are there a ton of Religious Holidays but no Science Holidays?
Because science works.
I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander.
I tried it and it just strained my eyes.
For her birthday, I gave my wife an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She’s in for a rude awakening.
What did the painter do when it got cold…
He put on another coat
Whats 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
My bosses tie
Today I saw dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall.
I thought to myself "Now, that's a little condescending".
Hey, thanks! (Non-joke)
I've got a kid who's dealing with a pretty heavy anxiety disorder and mornings are particularly rough on him. Horrible jokes help distract him until everything kicks in, so I've been leaning on this sub. It's good to see him laugh and groan at the breakfast table and all of you monsters make that possible. So, yeah. From one dad to others (actual or honorary,) thanks for the assist.
America should go 4 years with no president after this term ends.
Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.
What did the Nazi dentist say on reddit?
Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Edit:Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
I angered two people by callling them hipsters…….
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
My son just asked me, “Can we pick my friend up?”
Me: I dunno. How heavy is she? Son: In a car dad This happened only moments ago. You can't just softball 'em in like that, son.
Girl 1: Mother, why is my name Rose?
Mother: Because when you were just a precious little baby, a rose fell off a tree and onto your head. Girl 2: But mother, why am I named Blossom? Mother: Well my darling, same with you; a blossom blew from a tree and onto your head. Girl 3: Mufaghh ma waafaa maaa? Mother: How about you stop fucking complaining, Coconut?
Started a new job recently and my fiance asked me if there was a gym in my building…
I said, not sure I haven't met everyone yet. She was not amused.
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
The most notable difference is whether you see them later or in a while…
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff
Bah-dum tssssssss
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks
