Anna 1, Anna 2
The head poncho.
She said: "They're right behind you."
Come on guys, it's a dead giveaway.
Teacher: Well yes , but actually no
Because Mario came down the wrong pipe.
My wife said she was leaving me because, “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework!” Selfish woman!!
It took me hours to mop that carpet!!
They probably can't reach it anyways
Because they "Literally. Can't. Even."
He gives them a clue. “It’s what your mom calls me!”. The son yells, “it’s a fucking dick don’t eat it!”
Because they have a supreme ruler.
No? SO IT WAS YOU!!!
In a satisfactory.
God tells him "Because of your excellent behaviour in life, I will grant you one wish, you can ask me anything." The man says "Okay, Tell me who killed JFK?" God says "It was Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone, using his own rifle" The man says "Wow, this goes higher up than I thought"
Some assholes got my pen
I don't get it.
I am okay but, I think I dyed a little inside
I said I wasn't ready for competitive wanking
But it’s harder to deter gents
it was two-tired
And ten out of thirty isn’t bad.
Caveman discovers fire Stone age begins
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke. When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
I will find you, and I will kill you. edit: no you wont