This really didn’t need an elaboration
They are ok by themselves, but when three of them get together, they are just horribly racist.
He conditioned it
The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was incredible!
They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night. "I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn," says the Farm Owner. The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it's no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door. "I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me." "No problem," says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. "There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings." "I will go then, friends," says the Jehovah's Witness, and he proceeds to the barn. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.
Simple, put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
So the three scientists, Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are in a car on the highway. They get pulled over by a cop and the cop goes up to Heisenberg who is driving and asks “do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “no, but I know where I am”. The cop replies “well you were going 70 in a 35 zone” and Heisenberg says “great! Now I’m lost!” Anyways, the cop is suspicious so asks to check the trunk of the car. He comes back and says “hey, you know there’s a dead cat back there?” and Schrödinger replies “great! You’ve ruined the whole thing!”. So the cop is fed up, he pulls Heisenberg out and arrests him, and does the same with Schrödinger, but had a problem with Ohm because he resisted.
The bartender says, "I think there's a typo hare".
If the ant sinks – girl ant If the ant floats – boy ant
Then they hung her.
Taiwan:I am China China:No I am China Taiwan:Ok then I am Taiwan China:No you are China
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody
So I bought her a candle.
What a weird thing to lye about
But now I can look back and laugh.
The walking dad
…now I sneak out of parties to go home.
Me: "How rare?" Doctor: "You pick the name"
Oh well, new year, new me!
His name was James Pond
"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline here …What's the problem,cobber?" "I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up." "Bummer, mate..!" "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."
But men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
But I'm quite Adam Ant about it.
Not all that useful but fun to push down the stairs.
Carrots may be good for your eyes but booze will double your vision.
After he climbed out he handed me the dog and said "here is ze dog, keep him varm and dry him off he vill be fine", I said "are you a vet?", He replied "vet? I'm fucking soaking!"
That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
"I am too, but it's ok, I've been fat my whole life"
Its very time consuming
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you’ve sneezed and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?" The woman replies, "I’m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
I shouldn't have named two.
Maybe that’s why everyone is so scared of clowns.
The same thing Arkansas!