This seems excessive.
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
I was speechless…
Analysts say it's the worst pundemic ever recorded in modern history.
Said no one, ever
I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds.
Because the previous kid was Ben Nine in comparison.
To collect money from Joel Michael Singer.
I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you
I would tell you, but it’s a little condescending.
It was ribbiting.
“Well,” he began, “my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality—telling what’s real from what’s not.” “Okay,” said the interviewer. “And what about your strengths?” “I’m Batman.”
Back in the day, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Now, everyone owns a car and the rich have horses…
My, how the stables have turned!!
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I'm dad. Wife: No you're not.
I dont know if this goes here but I think you all would find it funny.I was talking to a cousin about climate change (he claims its a hoax and that it is happening, but says not because of humans, in the same conversation). He said something that I just cant understand he said”if a fact CANNOT be disputed than it is not a fact.”Last time I checked facts where facts because they could not be disputed.
Me and my recliner go way back.
It was Othello… and then Othgoodbye.
I'm not joking, but he is.
A rip off.
The only joke there was me, so you can imagine how bad it was.
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.