Those noses though
It was just lowercase.
A guy goes into a drug store looking for some disinfectant. He walks up to an employee in a white uniform and asks her "Excuse me, do you sell any products here that will kill the Corona Virus?" She says, "ammonia cleaner". . . He replies, "Oh sorry to bother you, I thought you were a pharmacist."
…before it cinq. "Eins, zwei, drei", radioed the German ship vierlessly, but then silence. "Uno, dos", radioed the Spanish ship, and then disappeared without a tres. "One," radioed the British ship before it went two. "Won," radioed the American sub.
Hindsight is 2020
They’ll lower the coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way and have to do it again.
I'm only doing it to get my foot in the door.
The stock market.
I said toucan play that game.
"Man I could sure use a hot cup of coffee and a blow job from that red-headed flight attendant!" That statement was heard throughout the plane and the furious red-headed flight attendant unbuckled her seat-belt and stormed off toward the cockpit. Seeing this, a passenger shouts, "Miss! Miss! You forgot the coffee!"
Remains to be seen.
Everyone get them
Boil the hell out of it.
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
…are debating philosophy. The question arises over the course of their debates: what separates man from the animals? "Technology," says the German. "Other creatures have tools, yet none can match the heights of engineering we have accomplished. It is our industry that separates us from the beasts." "I disagree," announces the Italian. "It is our food. The creatures of the wild eat, but they do not cook. Humans on the other hand, create amazing dishes and new combination that make eating a most enjoyable experience." "I say it's art," decides the Frenchman. "No other being can create art. From our earliest days we have painted, and now we sculpt, write and compose as well. The wild animals cannot ever know what it is like to cry over a beautiful piece of art." All three now look towards the Englishman, expecting his answer. He takes a long sip of tea before answering, "The Channel".
And only a handful of Herpes cases was Clinton's
I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization. When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
He lost track of thyme…
He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist." "Dad," I said, "I have condoms." And he said, "You won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
kinda like yo mamma.
Me: "Why?" Bouncer: "I don’t know you, and This is my trampoline."
Thou shall not COVID thy neighbor's house
I would like to thank my legs for always supporting me. And I would like to thank my fingers because I can always count on them.
Because once they had a fight and 71.
They are okay by themselves, but get horribly racist when 3 of them get together.
I Hershey kisses good too
It runs in your Jeans.
He couldn’t see that well.
I'm at my lowest weight of the year so far
The second time let me down