Three inmates are on the train to the gulag.

One of them decides to start a conversation. “So what did you guys do to end up here? I came to the factory late and they accused me of slowing down the revolution.”

The second man says: “I arrived at the factory to early and they accused me of trying to rush the revolution.”

The third man says: “I arrived at the factory right on time and they accused me of having a western watch.”