Three men go to heaven

At the gate into heaven St. Peter tells them, they can have everything they want as long as they do not step on a dark cloud. After that, they enter and have an amazing time.

But after a week the first comes up to the others with his leg in a bear trap. The others ask him: "What happend?"

"I stepped on a dark cloud" – he replies.

After another week the second man comes up to the others in a wheel chair and blind on one eye.

"Yeah, before you guys ask. Yes, I stepped on a dark cloud."

After another week the third man comes up with a hot, astonishing and absolute breathtaking woman by his side.

The others, obviously confused, ask him: "Hey, what happened to you? Please explain."

"Stepped on a dark cloud" – she replies.