Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead body with a hard on

The first nurse says, "Damn, can't let that go to waste," and rides him.

The second nurse does the same.

The third nurse hesitates and explains that she's on her period, but still rides him.

Then the man sits up. The three nurses apologize profusely and say that they thought he was dead.

The man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion, I feel fuckin great!"