to make America great again
Why are photographers so hesitant to get into a relationship?
They're interested in developing one, but can't stop focusing on all the negatives.
What is a thousand times better than instagram?
Instakilogram
An Afghan
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If a woman from Cuba marries a man from Iceland
Are their children called ice cubes?
I love my girlfriend Arial.
I'm quite font of her.
Whatdya call someone drowning in mayonnaise ?????????
Sinko de mayo !!!!!!!
I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn’t good with directions, she laugh at me…
So I just right her left there.
What is the opposite of minimum?
minidad
xi jinping has coronavirus
He is now called winnie the flu
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Machine learning: “I’m as intelligent as human beings”. Also machine learning:
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Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue?
It was about a week back.
A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray
"Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant. "No, it kills them."
I used to think i was indecisive, now I’m not sure.
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I always wanted a job estimating crowd sizes.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have his vengeance.
The pool on the titanic is still full…
Let that sink in
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.
I’ve just written a book on how to fall down a stair case.
It's a step-by-step guide.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One’s very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What did the llama say when he was getting evicted?
“I guess alpaca my bags.”
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in water
If it drowns, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says,”I’ll have H2O, too.”
The second man dies. That's why you shouldn't repost.
Funny how things are still tagged NSFW
As if any of us still have jobs
A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven.
St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Heaven is now overcrowded. St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I cannot answer or don't know, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven. If not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct The philosopher disappeared and went to hell. The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The mathematician read it and agreed it was correct. The mathematician also went to hell. The idiot stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from ?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." The idiot went to Heaven.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
It takes balls to be a semen donor
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Ok boomer bad. Ban good.
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I was disappointed when my son got a job as a scarecrow
But he's outstanding in his field!
What keeps ants from getting coronavirus?
It's their little anty bodies.