Today I actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall
I thought to myself, “now that’s a little condescending”
Is this Trudeau?
When I thought to myself "Man…I'm fucking nuts."
Is sphere itself
the result was alpacalyptic
I hate working at the McDonald's factory…
Dragon 1: It's hot in here Dragon 2: Shut your mouth
Oh, high marks.
I might have to let her back in if it gets any worse
I said: "There's the door."
What's even better is, she thinks it's punishment.
It's left me scratching my head to be honest.
They didn't do anything.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
He nuts and bolts!
an artificial Swedener
I have been sleeping with my best friend's Mom now for many years. It has really torn me up as I am pretty sure he suspects it but is something we have never talked about. We have been really good friends now for 20+ years. I feel even worse because of how much he as looked up to me and how much I have helped him through. At this point there is no way I can break it off with his mother. Finally I have decided to tell him over dinner and drinks and I invite his mother to come. I was holding her hand under the table the whole meal (since she sat on my side). We finish the food and I finally just come out and say it: John, I have been sleeping with your mother for the past 20+ years, I don't want it to ruin our friendship. John just looks at me for a solid minute and finally says: Jesus Dad I kind of figured that one out for myself!
From a well, actually.
I dont know if this goes here but I think you all would find it funny.I was talking to a cousin about climate change (he claims its a hoax and that it is happening, but says not because of humans, in the same conversation). He said something that I just cant understand he said”if a fact CANNOT be disputed than it is not a fact.”Last time I checked facts where facts because they could not be disputed.
Because camping is in tents.
I donate two kidneys, they called me a hero. But for some strange reason, when I donated three kidneys, they called the police.
So i took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
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