Today I went to a restaurant and asked the french waiter to give me all the eggs they had.
The straight tree was always making fun of the gay tree. One evening, there was a thunderstorm, and lightning hits the straight tree. It shatters into hundreds of pieces. The gay tree bursts out laughing, and says "Who's the faggot now?"
As mushroom as possible.
One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.
I looked at it and said, “This isn’t for me.”
So she asks a woman for advice, the woman tells her she wants to find a man that has a big dick. The nun says how will I know if a man has a big dick just by looking at him? The woman tells the nun you can tell by the shoe size. The nun searches the city to find the man with the biggest shoes in town. Once she finds him she tells him she wants to lose her virginity to him. After they have sex the nun takes him home, reaches into her purse and gives the man $100. The man says “wow I got to take your virginity and you will pay me the sex must’ve been amazing “ The nun tells the man “ No the money is for you to buy some smaller shoes.”
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver… This world is too cruel for the kind hearted.
so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.
His jokes are ruff
And I’ll name the other DupliKate.
Dad: " Actually, we'd like him to keep his Liver"
They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Oh, high marks
Cause then it would be a foot….
The doctors described his condition as stable.
All it could say was "rabbit".
I asked who has papers and they all took off running
It really makes my day.
All that was left was de Brie.
“Don’t worry”, the doctor said, “Those are just the contractions”
sometimes I go for a run in flip flops to remember what it sounds like.
“I will disappear on the count of three! Uno…dos…” And he disappeared without a tres.
Good players are hard to find.
To beat the crowds.
The odds were against me.