But all the good ones Argon
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them
I said no, the cars are much faster
During her tour, accompanied by doctors, nurses, and hospital board members, she passed a room with a man furiously masturbating. "OH MY! HOW INAPPROPRIATE!" she exclaims "Your majesty, he suffers from a medical condition where he generates so much sperm his testicles will explode if that is not done at least daily" one of the doctors explains. "Oh…well I suppose that is understandable" the queen says, and they continue the tour. A few minutes later they pass a room where a patient is receiving a blow job from a rather attractive nurse. "AND WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?!" the queen shouts, almost fainting. "Same condition, better health plan."
He asks the first police officer he sees, "Why am I here?" "For drinking," replies the officer. "Great," says the man, "when do we start?"
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
-Which one of you fucked my wife??!! Some guy in the crowd says: – you should bring more bullets
He said it was absolutely sublime.
I woke up today with mourning wood.
I set the comp password to ‘Homework1st’ my daughter was getting frustrated that every time she asked what I changed it to, I answered. She did every piece of work, including corrections. Then I wrote it down.
Now he has toadal recall.
I mean, its a court date but its still a date and I am getting dressed up
Girl 1 turned to her mother and said… Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily? Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head. The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question… Girl 2: Why is my name Rose? Mom: When we took you out of the Hospital, a rose petal landed onto your head This is when the 3rd daughter pipes up and says… Girl 3: AAAARRRGHFFFFJJJFSSSLLLHHH Mom: Shhhhhhh, quiet down now Cinder Block
Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider.
and that I have to pay more attention when I pick him up from school.
She was able to learn how to read and write despite being from Alabama
"Well, you're half right."
Not what you're thinking
I'll let you know.
“Sure,” said the dad “40.”
It's Holy Shit.
I said no thanks, I can't handle high maintenance women
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
Put a little boogie in it!
It's okay, the teacher woke him up!
Brocco Lee I'll see myself out.
You’ll get Jurasskiced
Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.
Just elements of it
The chances of someone falling in love with me just went from 0% to 8%
Jewish Kid : “ME! ME! ME!” Teacher : “Okay what else?”