Translation on the comments
He goes to the doctor and says, "Look, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it's a real problem." The doctor says, "Well, is it too warm?" "Yes, it's absolutely sweltering" "Then get an air conditioner" "I can't afford air conditioner doc, I'm too poor" "Well, Danny, do you have a good friend, I mean a real close friend?" "Yeah, I've got a close friend, Frank" "Well, ask your friend Frank to stand over you and your wife with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help." So, Danny asks Frank for this favor, who then agrees to help him. That night, Danny is in bed with his wife, pounding away with Frank fanning them with the towel but it's doing nothing for her. Danny says, "Well this isn't working, let's swap." So Danny takes the towel and starts wafting Frank, who is now making love to Danny's wife. Not long after, Danny's wife goes "Oooh… oh that's it, I'm about to cum, I'm going to cum!" Danny shouts, triumphantly, "You see, Frank?! That's how you waft a fucking towel!"
A cow with no lips!
Later in my life, I learned that condoms only work 99% of the time.
He got a sentence.
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator. Edit: Thanks for the gold (career first) :0
I went to the doctors for the first time in a long while. He told me I had a piece of lettuce hanging out of my ass
I told him it’s just the tip of the iceberg
A father in law
Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."
Go Team Telescope!
Me: Technically I can’t.
They start coffin.
My wife asked me whether my friends and I experimented with drugs and sex when we were in high school.
I said, “Yes. But I was part of the control group.”
I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?” He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”
It was a brief case Edit: my first silver! Thank you, kind stranger.
Vehicular man’s laughter.
A four-chin teller
There was a B
It was tense.
I watched it all unfold.