Two Ladies Talking in Heaven….

1st Woman: Hi, Wanda!

2nd Woman: Hi Sylvia! How’d you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death!

2nd Woman: How horrible!

1st Woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I can home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching tv.

1st Woman: So, what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st Woman: Too bad you didn’t check in the freezer…..we’d both still be alive!

My father everyone! 😁