Two Pretzels Were Walking Down The Road
One got a-salted.
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I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
No one will be crossing the finish line
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
It writes other words too
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
… it came completely out of the purple.
They did unspeakable things to me
When you pee on them, they disappear.
and ordered a drink. “Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender. “Just call me Hoff,” the actor replied. “Sure,” the bartender said, “no hassle.”
It’s pretty dope
To cover its butt quack.
Yesterday my seven year old son asked me "where does poo come from?". I was a little bit uncomfortable but I gave him an honest explanation. Then he looked at me a little perplexed for a few seconds and then he asked "And Tigger?"
Curiosity killed them all.
I was in solitaire confinement.
So I grabbed my things and right.
Well, the flag is a big plus.
Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
He felt his presents!
You're missing gout.
I've never seen one before, but I have faith.
It was a total naan starter.
Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC