They became transparent.
The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up
That day, I was bamboozled.
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost. Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together – one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul – they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in. It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
It runs in your genes.
A so-be-it union.
Why am i bad at telling jokes?
It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, “Just take your Up, vote and go.”
Because you’ll get Jurass kicked..
He was lowered into the coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.
That's not funny.
but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
The mother smiles a replies: "Once upon a time, me and your daddy had a wonderful time so we decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, the seed turned into a beautiful and healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom."
All I did was take a day off.
Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.
She says it drives her up the wall.
No text found
“Yes, we arson.”
It was tense
He took a short cut.
Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.
but she broke up with me due to incorrect use of the colon
"No, but I told a donkey to fuck off once."
which one is gonna be happy to see you when you open it up?