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No pun in ten did.
So I packed all her clothes and left.
I would call them missile toes. Have a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Because you’ll get Jurass kicked..
Happy Mother’s Day!
It suffered from withdrawals.
..until the police came and removed me from the library.
They don’t want to dialog
In a Wacondo. My son and I just came up with that joke, driving past Disneyworld.
They’re waiting for their turn
His Dad finally grounded him
1. 2. 3.
They'd have to spell it different.
"BOOM" I hope that blew your minds Edit: Due to popular opinion "Well, this post blew up". And thanks to the anonymous person who gave me my first award ever!
I don’t get why people think pee is stored in the balls. It is a fact that pee is stored in the BLADDER.
There is a vas deferens between the two.
To slow geese down.
They each have 2 days to do it and whoever finds a rabbit the fastest wins. First, the FBI go in. They go in with the latest and greatest rabbit locating equipment, and it’s clear that they have prepared for a while. They come back after two days with a rabbit in hand. Next, the CIA go in. Their equipment is not as great as the FBI’s but they still look very prepared. After two days, upon finding no rabbits, they conclude that there is no rabbit, there never was, and everybody was lying to them from the start. Finally, the KGB go in. Everyone is afraid for them, as they are going in with nothing but a couple traps and a baseball bat. However, to everyone’s surprise, two days later, the KGB come out with a bear, who is bloody and bruised. One of the members pokes the bear in the stomach and the bear starts screaming, “I AM A RABBIT!”
I didn't even know they could knit!
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Let’s meet up and share a joint.
Not screaming hysterically like his passengers
So I took matters into my own hands…
because its hands were constantly touching its face
Because everyone knows white mails get through the system faster.