Instructor: don't lick my lips again.
It was hard to grasp.
Because they have anty bodies.
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
“I don’t know, but I’m sure it was some barberian.”
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You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.
…and sees two priests walking across the street. He staggers towards the two priests and stops in front of them. He turns to the first priest and proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ!” The first priest shakes his head and replies, “No, son, you’re not.” He then turns to the second priest and says again, “I’m Jesus Christ!” Again, the second priest replies, “No, son, you’re not.” The drunk man finally says, “Follow me, I’ll prove it too you!” Curious, the two priests follow behind him as he walks back into the bar. Immediately upon entering, the bartender takes one look at the man and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?!”
Now that’s a site for sore eyes
"I'm a harpsichord." Says the first. "I'm a lute." Says the second. "No you're not!" Says the harpsichord. "You're that other string instrument!" The second looks at him, shocked, and says, "Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"
But oral sex? That's just a matter of taste.
But when the time came, I finally knew
Diabetes. What?, did you really think I was gonna make a pie joke on my cake day? btw I waited 1 whole year to tell this joke
I replied, “funny, what was the name of his other leg”.
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