volume set to e^πi
A new study has found that white envelopes tend to be delivered faster than envelopes of any other colour
I guess you could say that there's… white mail privilege
Please come quickly.
You have to do it bit by bit.
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
Your under a vest
At the dadabase.
He was afraid of capitalism!
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It’s syncing now
He pasta way
You just can’t have anyone cashew.
So I packed up my stuff and right
But it’s definitely up there.
A stroke of genius
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
One bales her hay and the other hails her bae
This invention was ground breaking
It's not like it's the end of the world
It's amazing what 7 jokes can do
But hey, it's in my genes.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.”
The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. "I'm hungry. I'm calling room service." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone. "What are you doing now?" she asks. "I'm still hungry, so I'm going to ring room service for some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time." The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed. Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
Ba na na na
It's a true pundemic
I just gave my too weak notice!
I guess I shouldn’t drink Mr. Pb again
Gag My wife told me this one to me. Not my joke
That was a pain in the ass.
She said "Fuck you." So I'm pretty excited for 2020.
They grab a table and sit down, so the bra says it'll get the first round. It goes up to the bartender and says "3 beers please mate" Bartender replies "no way, you're off your tits and your mates are going to start something"
I wish I could post this in any other sub.