Vote to Impeach
Start in England and drive West.
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I was like: What the Hellman
I can't stop coming to conclusions
One says to the other, "you know how to drive this thing?"
You wouldn’t believe it, that store was dead.
Quit shaking the ladder you little bastard!!!
The doctor described his condition as stable
it's not hard.
He had a real hard time controlling his pupils.
As the days go by he gets hornier and hornier – he wants to fuck badly. So he tries to mount the camel but every time he is almost in, the camel pulls away. Day after day he tries, with the same result. One day he comes across an airplane that's just crashed, the only survivor is a beautiful girl. He pulls her from the wreck, gives her food and water, and dresses her wounds. Very grateful, she steps up close and whispers in his ear "I will do anything for you for saving my life, anything. Just name it". "For the love of god, can you hold this camel still"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply: 'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'
It says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
And that was just the first guy
it had a bad pilot
I don't get it.
No, wait, she's back – she was just making lunch.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
You need professional kelp
Now I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend.
Doctor : i had to remove your colon. Me why
Yeah me either, he couldn't make the cut.
"But I never went to college." "Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here."
3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. First one said "You ever had a hug?" He said "No" so she hugged him & walked on. The second woman said "You ever had a kiss?" He said "No" so she kissed him & walked on. Third said "You ever been fucked?" He said "No" as his eyes lit up… she said "You will be when the tide comes in."