Wait. That’s illegal
Her name is Dee.
Apparently I was only supposed to choose one…
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male." They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
We’ll see about that…
They're standing at the elephant exhibit when the boy asks his mom: What's that thing hanging down from the elephant? Mom: That's it's trunk. Boy: No, further back. Mom: That's its tail. Boy: No, in between. Mom: Oh, that's nothing. Now run along. The boy is still curious so he walks over to his dad. Boy: Dad, what's that thing hanging down from the elephant? Dad: That's its trunk. Boy: No, further back. Dad: That's its tail. Boy: No, in between. Dad: That's its penis. Boy: Oh, but Mom said it was nothing. Dad: Well, son, you have to realize that your mom is a little spoiled.
José and Hose B
Interviewer: Well, to start out in the beginning, you will be at a $30,000 salary, but later that number could go up to $50,000 or even $60,000. Man: Ok, I’ll come back later then.
He's always wanted to be a millionaire too.
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways
It's too tired.
and I woke up bald
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ….the worst case scenario.
Because they know how to book it.
I always see Himalayan there.
…as "the most violent book I've ever read."
Me: Of course I know him. He's me.
Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole
Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one. Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.
On a plane!
Because they seem shady.
I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.
Who’s there? Wah. Wah who? Settle down. This isn’t THAT great of a joke.