Wait, that’s illegal
and then it hit me
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
When it's ajar
"2 or 3" she replied. Probably explains why her marriage collapse
Noble gasses don't cause a reaction
I now have four.
The police say they don't know what to make of it.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
I simply told her we use names here
The experience was jarring.
A broken drum… you can’t beat it
A friend you can count on!
You get laid only once
The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks "Why is the last one so cheap?" "Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs. When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laugh too. When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Dave, haven't seen you for weeks!"
The Canadian bartender says, "what's that about?" Man says, "yes."
Because I was born in the 80's and that makes me an eightieist. //I'm not making this up.
…were upset when their tent collapsed
Everyday I tell the wife I’m gonna do a few miles around the neighborhood for exercise. And I never do lol.
It’s a running joke I have
Outlaws are Wanted…
She's a nightmare
There would be mass confusion
It was just a pigment of my imagination.
My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
He's the pitcher.