Wakanda man is this Find the comment here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j9cftvLhDI
But It wouldn't wash off this morning, so I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
Only a fraction of people know this
I don’t know how he sleeps at night
But the reception was amazing.
He was a small medium at large.
He said "suit yourself."
She gave me ice
Damn you to he’ll
Me: Dad, could you call my phone? I can’t find it. My dad: OH PHONE, WHERE ARE YOU?
Because you never turn your back on your own family.
When an old man approaches. "Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Asks St Peter. "To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son… his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day." Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?" The man looks back; "… Pinocchio?"
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What do you call a crappy lawyer? An a-turd-ney
He dyed on impact.
A duck that didnt duck
A guy in the back replies You don’t have enough bullets
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
…it was fantastic!
Confused, I asked him what he was doing… He said: “Just checking my balance.”
I was suspicious or my girlffriend cheating on me with this guy from her gym. So i pick up her phone at night when she’s sleeping ..
…and drive to this dude's place on the other side of the town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects
even the cake was in tiers.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
A man was a petrol station. He fills up his car but spills some on pertol his arm as he puts the pump away. He pays and leaves. As he drives away, he lights a cigarette and his arm on fire. He frantically waves his burning arm out the window and a police officer behind him pulls over and helps him put it out. The man thanks him profusely. The officer says, "No problem but unfortunately I'll still have to charge you." The man asks, "charge me? What for?" The officer replies, "unregistered firearm."