Way too long probally.
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Quick answers please.
Imagine all the people
He said it was absolutely sublime.
But it still has potential.
I’m the CIEIO!!!!
We recycle our material every fucking day.
I replied "I'm too honest" The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness" I said "I don't give a fuck what you think"
Ahhh, those were the days.
Does that make me an Axe murderer?
I said great! don't forget to slam the door on my cock on the way out Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind door slammer.
Then it hit me
He spoke very highly off it.
I’ve been working on it tirelessly.
I knew he meant well.
it's all about raisin awareness
Thankfully it was just a virus.
He finishes his drink and asks for the check. Duck billed platypus.
My climbing partner didn’t appreciate it Edit: platinum 2 mins after posting. Thank you! Edit 2: It’s raining platinum, hallelujah! Thank you everyone!
The first kid says "I'll have $1 worth of jelly beans, sir!" The jelly beans are on a shelf, so the candy store owner has to get a ladder out, get the jelly beans, weigh out $1 worth, put the beans back on the shelf, climb down the ladder, put it away, and give the kid the jelly beans. "There's your jelly beans, young man," he says. The next kid says "I'll have $1 worth of jelly beans as well, sir!" So the guy has to do the whole thing again: get the ladder, climb up, grab $1 of jelly beans, climb back down, but before he puts the ladder away, he asks the third kid "are you also wanting $1 of jelly beans?" The kid says "no." So he puts the ladder away again, hands the jelly beans to the second kid, and turns to the third kid. "What can I get you, young man?" The third kid says "I'll have $1.50 of jelly beans, please."
She sells Seychelles on the see-saw.
I just saw the trailer.
Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No, Mr. that says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day".
When you say one thing, but mean your mother
But that’s just Hawaii roll.