“We cannot allow mob rule.”
One turns to the other and says “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there”.
He ate his soup before it was cool.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery
His pal warns, "That might not be such a good idea. Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
OMG!!!!!! BREATHE!!!!!!!!! BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I had to drop out to graduate.
I think I'll pass.
You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
But enough about my day, how was yours?
I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
He said: “Suuuuureee YOU can!”
I haven't heard back from him since
It’s just how eye roll i guess
She still isn’t talking to me
Because if i wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd visit my parents.
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 left.
So I got a cake -Mitch Hedberg
I think my uncle takes playing monopoly far too seriously!!!
Somebody who stays up all night, debating whether or not there is a dog.
I'm going to put my glasses on
Because they like to taste defeat.
So they can Scan da navy in
Because Dawn is tough on Greece
You have the recommended six feet between you.
one watches cells and one sells watches
I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" He answered, "I don't know." I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."
So basically you know when ur high you feel funny and stuff. Yeah so when the universe was made it made humans like this feeling high all the time and then the humans eventually made a amichane to stabilize the damasion and only had two people of the race left because all the others killed them self eventually and so Adam and Eve are the unstable humans and after zapinf them selfs with the beam they came to the niw stabaliEd timension and reset the world by.accident and. The material to make the machine was smooked weed and so when you smoke weed or stuff and get high you accidentally go to a realm in-between both stabaliEd and unstabaluzwd dimasion and so you feel high because euyr In 3 and 1. (stabaliEd version dimasion) and you are feeling millions of years of knowledge and memories so it’s too much for your head and you get high she to loss of blood in the head. Freaking world out there people. Love you all goodnight . Garfield oh shit he is behind me aahhh gnandrgfiwld orange cat aaa. Om nom nom. mmmm -garfield (last oart). ……..(bye/night)