Well, I’ve found it. The best political cartoon ever…
Add Spring Water
He rubbed Oink-mint on it.
What a releaf!
They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
a spear, I guess.
We have….a lot in common.
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, “Volume stuck on full”
I though, “I can’t turn that down”
They’re just trying to be edgy.
Diabetes. What? Did you really think I was gonna make a pie joke on my cake day? I waited an entire year to say this
She's googled my name a few times, I saw it through my telescope last night
My drone's been flying about there all morning no problem.
Kid: WOW are you a magician? Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
Husband: "Yeah, the drain is clogged again."
He said, "When I am about to take a shot, it's like magic, I can just see the line where I need to shoot." Then he threw a dart and got a bullseye on the first throw and I asked how he could aim the dart so well. He said, "When I am about to throw a dart, it's like magic, I can just see the line where I need to throw it." Later, he got in a fight with another guy at the bar. He threw a punch and missed badly. I asked how he could throw such a poorly aimed punch. He said, "There is no punch line."
It's a piece of cake.
Like roman numerals.
A meltdown. (Told to me by a grandpa earlier today.)
Those who understand binary, and those who don`t
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me. I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat."
I told them it was because they came out of the closet
They’re hill areas.
"I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home. Eventually he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!" I said "$200 and it's yours."
Why doesn't it only strike in France?