We’ll miss you, Windows 7.
This is the most advanced and comfortable gaming desk on the planet. It even has power and usb outlets in the drawers and cabinets and the entire surface supports wireless fast charging. It uses our own patented one-of-a-kind power cable with-built in backup battery to deliver completely uninterupted charging and power. This amazing desk starts at just $199.Legs and power cable sold separately at two thousand dollars each.6 months later: Unfortunately we will be ending support for this desk.
Dad: No I got shot in the leggy.
And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring. On the other hand, you don’t.
My existence is ignored except for when they need something.
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit."
He puts on another coat!
The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that tiny hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to slip the dying worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "That's from Grandma."
Car roof: slaps Isaac Newton
Because fish swim in schools.
But, smoking bacon will cure it.
It's big red flag
“Yes… but I’ve had some sevens and eights.” She replied.
It's always darkest before Don
And in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens!!!
Too much socky.
Your bi yourself
Prophets are going through the roof.
Is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
“Thank you for your service”
He said, "It's Private." I said, "Come on, you can tell me."
Spynosawus. … I'll just see myself out
A guy went to a Halloween party wearing regular clothes with his girlfriend sitting on his shoulder…..
…the host said where's your costume? The guy said I'm wearing a costume – I'm a snail. The host said you're a snail? The guy said yes, a snail, and pointed to his girlfriend and said this is Michelle.
to fulfill my fantasy that we have health care
It was hardcore
Because of the telly ban
Something inside me says yes.