What a sHAMe
My dad said they’re wiped out
Oh wait, my bad. That wasn’t my waiter.
-is dealing with all the… spills!!!
Nobody expects the spanish ink precision
on a plane.
Now I have Heinzsight.
Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
I want to be the little spoon too sometimes.
Sorry, just practicing.
I liked the guy at first, but eventually I got tired of his crazy ant ticks.
To beat the crowd.
Let me tell you that my wife hit the roof when she found out.
Because sin90 = cot45.
Because there's not mushroom!
the letter “f”
How do you tell a time travelling joke?
To get to the other side!