What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light?
Don’t look while I’m changing!
you throw him into the mainstream
Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
hot and all over my crotch when I’m driving.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Turned on On my lap Virus free
I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me. "I really need a new boat", I thought to myself.
She wasn't Karen about any opinion but her own.
But I’m clean now.
The wife of a wealthy business man calls their butler into her bedroom while her husband is away on a trip for work
"Jeeves," she says at once, "take off my dress." "Yes madam!" He replies, unbuttoning the top of her dress and watching it fall to the floor. "Now, I want you to take off my bra." "Oh, yes ma'am!" replies Jeeves, unhooking the front clasp of the fancy lace bra and throwing it carelessly to the side. "And Jeeves, remove my panties." "Yes ma'am!" replies the butler as he slides the black silk thong onto the floor. "Now Jeeves," says the woman, "the next time I catch you wearing my clothes you're fired!"
One is big and heavy and one is a little lighter.
..But its definitely worth a shot.
Then I could sleep longer.
He said, "When I want your fucking advice, I'll ask for it" Hopefully there is a pay rise involved.
One goldfish looks at the other and says: "Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"
I noticed some real change in him
Me: I poured some concrete once. Son: Was that really hard? Me: It is now. (This took place at lunch earlier today. Was followed by groans all around.)
I think I’m going to promote him to branch manager
Son: Dad, you were a helicopter mechanic. Dad: Never said I was a good one.
Teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
While it's true, that's how I lost my job as a surgeon.
They are free of charge.
I said, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone’s that frigid.” “Not that,” she explained, “It’s just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny cocks.”