What do you call a Sarlacc pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?
“Make America grate again”
It’s just how eye roll.
I would probably only drive it from time to time.
But I can see where you are coming from.
..At Taco Bell.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
"I don't know… do you have any toilet paper there?"
One bales her hay and the other hails her bae
You don't know what you're missing
The man picks up, listens for a second and says, 'How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,' before slamming down the receiver. 'Who was that?' asks his wife. 'Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.'
The walking debt.
I looked so much younger then.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
“Now you’re SUPER ANGRY” Maybe she’ll laugh Maybe you’ll die
No! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?
You'll get cured.
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Nobody could remember her face
Its literally made of hide.
They run a shady buisness
Well, the flag is a big plus.
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in…
It’s currently half empty…
Shortcake (Sorry, I needed a cake related joke for my first year on reddit)
In the end you ignore it all and just click "I agree"